








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 703 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 250 matches | ||
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4857 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4425 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4157 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4148 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3377 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,791,588 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Dreamzyy- | 54% | 28 |
| #10 | Kaรฎser | 51% | 67 |
| #11 | PAPAYA | 45% | 47 |
| #12 | AlphA | 42% | 36 |
| #13 | Maca | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaรฎser | 19 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | ๐ค๐ฅะฝฮตฮฑvฮตฮท๐ฅ๐ค | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | VatraKโข | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Papaya | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Taurus | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaรฎser | 446 | 0.31 | 13 min |
| #2 | Papaya | 437 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Taurus | 243 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | VatraKโข | 203 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dreamzyy- | 185 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaรฎser | +2.30 | 64 | 73 |
| #2 | Dreamzyy- | +1.65 | 67 | 72 |
| #3 | AlphA | +1.20 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | ๐๐๐นi๐ฅ๐ ๏ธปใ ไธ | +1.06 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | Taurus | +0.85 | 50 | 47 |





