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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2466 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2500 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1949 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2679 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $811,727 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [𝕋𝔻𝕋]𝕃or𝕕𝕄etra | 55% | 164 |
| #2 | Pichugüelo | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | otericalex | 51% | 140 |
| #4 | nef✈ | 48% | 224 |
| #5 | ༺𝚃𝔇𝚃༻ Leͥgeͣnͫd | 47% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MyLevy | 15 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | ༺𝚃𝔇𝚃༻ Leͥgeͣnͫd | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | [TDT]Sacret_5 | 11 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | nef✈ | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | [𝕋𝔻𝕋]𝕃or𝕕𝕄etra | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ༺𝚃𝔇𝚃༻ Leͥgeͣnͫd | 402 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | otericalex | 289 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | [𝕋𝔻𝕋]𝕃or𝕕𝕄etra | 168 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | nef✈ | 158 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | [TDT]Sacret_5 | 139 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʟᴏʙᴏᴇʟɪᴛᴇᴄʟᴍ | +3.96 | 57 | 27 |
| #2 | Pichugüelo | +1.77 | 50 | 56 |
| #3 | [TDT]Sacret_5 | +1.68 | 60 | 44 |
| #4 | [𝕋𝔻𝕋]𝕃or𝕕𝕄etra | +1.28 | 55 | 42 |
| #5 | ༺𝚃𝔇𝚃༻ Leͥgeͣnͫd | +1.10 | 46 | 63 |





