








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Wingman | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3714 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6178 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 4753 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 901 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,011,286 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | PichugΓΌelo | 52% | 119 |
| #10 | Κα΄Κα΄α΄ΚΙͺα΄α΄α΄Κα΄ | 52% | 75 |
| #11 | ΰΌΊπππΰΌ» LeΝ₯geΝ£nΝ«d | 52% | 510 |
| #12 | nο½
ο½β | 50% | 586 |
| #13 | MyLevy | 49% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΰΌΊπππΰΌ» LeΝ₯geΝ£nΝ«d | 20 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | MyLevy | 16 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | un guiri mierder | 14 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | nο½
ο½β | 10 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | otericalex | 9 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΰΌΊπππΰΌ» LeΝ₯geΝ£nΝ«d | 914 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #2 | otericalex | 625 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | nο½
ο½β | 371 | 0.03 | 9 min |
| #4 | [TDT]Sacret_5 | 251 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | MyLevy | 213 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [TDT]Sacret_5 | +2.55 | 63 | 43 |
| #2 | Κα΄Κα΄α΄ΚΙͺα΄α΄α΄Κα΄ | +2.04 | 54 | 26 |
| #3 | PichugΓΌelo | +1.97 | 54 | 52 |
| #4 | ΰΌΊπππΰΌ» LeΝ₯geΝ£nΝ«d | +1.18 | 47 | 63 |
| #5 | [ππ»π]πorππetra | +0.97 | 56 | 37 |





