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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 164 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1667 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2652 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1324 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2077 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $585,007 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 357 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MEGA (pero que diiice?) | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | [TDT]Sacret_5 | 52% | 56 |
| #3 | Lola Mento | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | [𝕋𝔻𝕋]𝕃or𝕕𝕄etra | 49% | 250 |
| #5 | Pichugüelo | 46% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ༺𝚃𝔇𝚃༻ Leͥgeͣnͫd | 44% | 361 |
| #11 | nef✈ | 42% | 274 |
| #12 | GG ALLIN | 38% | 42 |
| #13 | ʟᴏʙᴏᴇʟɪᴛᴇᴄʟᴍ | 35% | 46 |
| #14 | ✪Babi✪ | 30% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ༺𝚃𝔇𝚃༻ Leͥgeͣnͫd | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | un guiri mierder | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | nef✈ | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | otericalex | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Pichugüelo | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ༺𝚃𝔇𝚃༻ Leͥgeͣnͫd | 703 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | otericalex | 354 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | [𝕋𝔻𝕋]𝕃or𝕕𝕄etra | 273 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | nef✈ | 174 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lola Mento | 116 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [TDT]Sacret_5 | +2.00 | 66 | 45 |
| #2 | ʟᴏʙᴏᴇʟɪᴛᴇᴄʟᴍ | +1.96 | 58 | 31 |
| #3 | ༺𝚃𝔇𝚃༻ Leͥgeͣnͫd | +0.76 | 43 | 66 |
| #4 | MEGA (pero que diiice?) | +0.73 | 52 | 71 |
| #5 | [𝕋𝔻𝕋]𝕃or𝕕𝕄etra | +0.43 | 56 | 38 |





