








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 686 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8937 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3871 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 5018 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4426 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,195,283 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dani3h | 68% | 40 |
| #2 | h1treg | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | Terpahun | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | avklhfqu -IWNL- | 52% | 97 |
| #5 | ☠oloo☠ | 51% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Terpahun | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | avklhfqu -IWNL- | 52% | 97 |
| #5 | ☠oloo☠ | 51% | 74 |
| #6 | cig | 49% | 80 |
| #7 | Cpt.PingWIN ❥✞ | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avklhfqu -IWNL- | 22 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | cig | 19 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | dani3h | 8 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Terpahun | 5 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | ☠oloo☠ | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cig | 280 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | avklhfqu -IWNL- | 166 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | dani3h | 143 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Cpt.PingWIN ❥✞ | 133 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | h1treg | 114 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dani3h | +6.08 | 72 | 70 |
| #2 | cig | +5.84 | 74 | 67 |
| #3 | h1treg | +3.23 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | avklhfqu -IWNL- | +0.81 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | Minick | +0.22 | 75 | 70 |





