








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2945 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3133 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2404 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2710 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,578 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | avklhfqu -IWNL- | 63% | 41 |
| #10 | cig | 62% | 66 |
| #11 | ☠oloo☠ | 60% | 104 |
| #12 | Ezy1 | 54% | 61 |
| #13 | Cpt.PingWIN ❥✞ | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1treg | 14 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | cig | 11 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | RakitX | 10 | 0.0256 |
| #4 | avklhfqu -IWNL- | 7 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | Ezy1 | 6 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1treg | 516 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | cig | 216 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Minick | 196 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | Cpt.PingWIN ❥✞ | 141 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | RobertosAmigos | 128 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dani3h | +4.85 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | h1treg | +3.37 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | cig | +2.74 | 81 | 58 |
| #4 | RobertosAmigos | +1.12 | 35 | 64 |
| #5 | avklhfqu -IWNL- | +0.77 | 67 | 51 |





