








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 515 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1160 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1044 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1266 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $373,999 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaitan | 10 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Робчик | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | ☆ SpongeBong ☆ | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | RA | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Grauzejss šauj kebabus | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grauzejss šauj kebabus | 81 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Shaitan | 73 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Робчик | 63 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | ☆ SpongeBong ☆ | 57 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | RA | 45 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kabijs | +4.65 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | Shaitan | +1.15 | 31 | 57 |
| #3 | Grauzejss šauj kebabus | +1.06 | 50 | 53 |
| #4 | Робчик | +0.88 | 33 | 48 |
| #5 | ☆ SpongeBong ☆ | +0.41 | 32 | 48 |





