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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 678 | 30% |
| Smokes | 746 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 144 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 665 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $356,688 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tron Mau Lieu | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | gurt | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | akinhaizzz | 41% | 29 |
| #4 | bevungcute | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tron Mau Lieu | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | gurt | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | akinhaizzz | 41% | 29 |
| #4 | bevungcute | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tron Mau Lieu | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | bevungcute | 3 | 0.0180 |
| #3 | akinhaizzz | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | gurt | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akinhaizzz | 66 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | gurt | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | bevungcute | 50 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tron Mau Lieu | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akinhaizzz | +2.50 | 74 | 37 |
| #2 | But | +0.10 | 46 | 53 |
| #3 | Tron Mau Lieu | -0.78 | 22 | 32 |
| #4 | bevungcute | -2.00 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | gurt | -3.52 | 5 | 34 |





