








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11965 | 39% |
| Smokes | 5464 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6088 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 7013 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,875,013 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1887 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | revise | 64% | 154 |
| #2 | TheKiwiPing | 61% | 59 |
| #3 | Andyy | 60% | 65 |
| #4 | kuro | 56% | 114 |
| #5 | Uncle Dan | 56% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | TheKiwiPing | 61% | 59 |
| #3 | Andyy | 60% | 65 |
| #4 | kuro | 56% | 114 |
| #5 | Uncle Dan | 56% | 93 |
| #6 | Referent Power | 45% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | revise | 12 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Uncle Dan | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | TheKiwiPing | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Andyy | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | kuro | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | revise | 561 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | Referent Power | 409 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | kuro | 265 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Uncle Dan | 171 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | TheKiwiPing | 150 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | revise | +3.99 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | kuro | +1.81 | 87 | 50 |
| #3 | Andyy | +1.00 | 58 | 35 |
| #4 | Shavvy | +0.65 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | Referent Power | -0.42 | 65 | 59 |





