








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 230 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1743 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2267 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2137 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1844 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $696,971 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antonko | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Ufo85 | 66% | 74 |
| #3 | Asam1 | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | ✪ TuciK | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | NewPlayer | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ✪ TuciK | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | NewPlayer | 55% | 22 |
| #6 | spooky k | 47% | 15 |
| #7 | RIKKYN | 43% | 14 |
| #8 | PolikCZ | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ufo85 | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Asam1 | 5 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | NewPlayer | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ufo85 | 91 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | NewPlayer | 89 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | PolikCZ | 50 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | spooky k | 48 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | antonko | 40 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ufo85 | +3.74 | 86 | 49 |
| #2 | spooky k | +1.91 | 93 | 59 |
| #3 | NewPlayer | +1.51 | 78 | 59 |
| #4 | ✪ TuciK | +1.13 | 90 | 45 |
| #5 | Cr1ses is Back | +0.55 | 83 | 61 |





