








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 31 | 1% |
| Smokes | 889 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1790 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3044 | 53% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,477,839 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whirlys | 51% | 170 |
| #2 | MiNtBlAsUb | 49% | 196 |
| #3 | tem | 49% | 41 |
| #4 | Paradox | 41% | 281 |
| #5 | urban | 40% | 363 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urban | 40 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | string | 19 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Paradox | 18 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | MiNtBlAsUb | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Whirlys | 10 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiNtBlAsUb | 1664 | 0.43 | 50 min |
| #2 | Paradox | 1572 | 0.29 | 32 min |
| #3 | urban | 984 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #4 | Whirlys | 443 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | bobinho126 | 152 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiNtBlAsUb | +9.42 | 87 | 80 |
| #2 | Whirlys | +5.62 | 68 | 51 |
| #3 | tem | +3.99 | 84 | 25 |
| #4 | urban | +0.24 | 59 | 39 |
| #5 | bobinho126 | -1.19 | 29 | 64 |





