








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3359 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2440 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 732 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 2112 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $408,979 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 650 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VP.RDashie | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Whirlys | 52% | 128 |
| #3 | MiNtBlAsUb | 48% | 197 |
| #4 | tem | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | maria | 41% | 281 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urban | 25 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | MiNtBlAsUb | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | maria | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Whirlys | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | bobinho126 | 4 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiNtBlAsUb | 1626 | 0.42 | 48 min |
| #2 | urban | 764 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | Whirlys | 368 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | bobinho126 | 151 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | VP.RDashie | 132 | 0.41 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiNtBlAsUb | +9.17 | 86 | 79 |
| #2 | VP.RDashie | +9.16 | 82 | 84 |
| #3 | Whirlys | +5.18 | 64 | 52 |
| #4 | tem | +3.54 | 78 | 28 |
| #5 | urban | -0.07 | 56 | 42 |





