








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 849 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5973 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1005 | 20% |
| Smokes | 325 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 2300 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 1385 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,235,854 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 653 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captain Mephistoo | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | thesebts | 53% | 60 |
| #3 | Pekkaa | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | Grass | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | GrassBiceps | 47% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pekkaa | +4.20 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | Captain Mephistoo | +3.49 | 85 | 48 |
| #3 | Chef Michel | +1.82 | 45 | 74 |
| #4 | GrassBiceps | +1.66 | 51 | 75 |
| #5 | _0re0__ | +1.39 | 33 | 28 |





