








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 595 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9084 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8918 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8266 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7572 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6096 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,094,748 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1461 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | La Hyène | 67% | 52 |
| #2 | lilou | 61% | 186 |
| #3 | Balo270 | 58% | 50 |
| #4 | Selow | 55% | 110 |
| #5 | isla0903 | 52% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Pommo | 17 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | _0re0__ | 12 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | POUPIPOUPIPOUPIPOU | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | hashcagole | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Helgastt | 8 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lilou | 524 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | POUPIPOUPIPOUPIPOU | 256 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | El Pommo | 252 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | hashcagole | 243 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | thesebts | 165 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Pommo | +4.47 | 86 | 43 |
| #2 | GrassBiceps | +2.04 | 52 | 72 |
| #3 | POUPIPOUPIPOUPIPOU | +1.31 | 62 | 70 |
| #4 | Balo270 | +0.92 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | thesebts | +0.87 | 79 | 48 |





