








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 165 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1219 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1835 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1221 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1847 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,043,512 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rich | 59% | 54 |
| #2 | FictioN | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | NothingSuitsMeLikeASuit | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Moho | 52% | 75 |
| #5 | eazy | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rich | 59% | 54 |
| #2 | FictioN | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | NothingSuitsMeLikeASuit | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Moho | 52% | 75 |
| #5 | eazy | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FictioN | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Moho | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | rich | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | eazy | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FictioN | 438 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | rich | 304 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #3 | Moho | 129 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | NothingSuitsMeLikeASuit | 89 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | eazy | 52 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FictioN | +2.65 | 81 | 76 |
| #2 | NothingSuitsMeLikeASuit | +0.93 | 64 | 68 |
| #3 | rich | -0.37 | 63 | 51 |
| #4 | Fly | -0.39 | 75 | 44 |
| #5 | Moho | -0.88 | 75 | 51 |





