








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Faceit | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7403 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8475 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9428 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3393 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 6379 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,451,385 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moho | 63% | 98 |
| #2 | Frogfuck | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | Rectal Smegma | 59% | 131 |
| #4 | yorkieOwO2004🌸 | 59% | 82 |
| #5 | k1ng | 58% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1ng | 1016 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | Rectal Smegma | 538 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | yorkieOwO2004🌸 | 198 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Fly | 152 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | eazy | 150 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yorkieOwO2004🌸 | +3.77 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | FictioN | +1.83 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | Rectal Smegma | +1.25 | 72 | 71 |
| #4 | Moho | -0.11 | 79 | 50 |
| #5 | k1ng | -0.29 | 70 | 57 |





