








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2049 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1705 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 901 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 825 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,513 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kervalinho | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | player1 | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | Don Of The Street | 58% | 76 |
| #4 | K4IZO | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | Joxy | 47% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | player1 | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | Don Of The Street | 58% | 76 |
| #4 | K4IZO | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | Joxy | 47% | 66 |
| #6 | DukeHyou | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Of The Street | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Joxy | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | DukeHyou | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | K4IZO | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | player1 | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joxy | 150 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Don Of The Street | 112 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | DukeHyou | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | K4IZO | 62 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | player1 | 29 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | player1 | +3.58 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | Joxy | +2.89 | 70 | 50 |
| #3 | ARTFLO | +2.21 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | Kervalinho | +1.81 | 90 | 69 |
| #5 | K4IZO | -1.50 | 55 | 44 |





