








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 833 | 30% |
| Smokes | 746 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 591 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 611 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $287,550 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Of The Street | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | ARTFLO | 47% | 66 |
| #3 | K4IZO | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | DukeHyou | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Of The Street | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | ARTFLO | 47% | 66 |
| #3 | K4IZO | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | DukeHyou | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARTFLO | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | K4IZO | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARTFLO | 203 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | DukeHyou | 29 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | K4IZO | 16 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Don Of The Street | 16 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joxy | +2.48 | 68 | 52 |
| #2 | ARTFLO | +0.63 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | K4IZO | -2.72 | 54 | 39 |
| #4 | Don Of The Street | -4.23 | 62 | 39 |
| #5 | DukeHyou | -4.69 | 48 | 55 |





