








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 530 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1031 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 499 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 856 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $762,014 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robi | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | empyyy | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | Genky | 65% | 34 |
| #4 | DJrs | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | OG HYPE | 54% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petre Toba | 26 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | Alfa Dami | 21 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | Genky | 15 | 0.0222 |
| #4 | empyyy | 8 | 0.0332 |
| #5 | Denis15jr | 7 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Denis15jr | 321 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | Petre Toba | 134 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Alfa Dami | 109 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Genky | 78 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ionut COMILGA | 68 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Denis15jr | +7.50 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | DJrs | +6.61 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | Petre Toba | +4.88 | 79 | 48 |
| #4 | empyyy | +3.10 | 81 | 41 |
| #5 | Alfa Dami | +1.33 | 48 | 38 |





