








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 976 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




150 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2421 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3971 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2706 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3053 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,830,478 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJrs | 67% | 48 |
| #2 | Genky | 64% | 76 |
| #3 | empyyy | 60% | 93 |
| #4 | Denis15jr | 59% | 314 |
| #5 | razvaN | 55% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | razvaN | 39 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | Alfa Dami | 33 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | empyyy | 31 | 0.0167 |
| #4 | Genky | 26 | 0.0180 |
| #5 | bottom fragger | 25 | 0.0166 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Denis15jr | +5.40 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | Petre Toba | +4.31 | 79 | 50 |
| #3 | DJrs | +4.18 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | empyyy | +1.82 | 83 | 49 |
| #5 | Alfa Dami | -0.78 | 45 | 38 |





