








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 649 | 30% |
| Smokes | 697 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 312 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 509 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,271 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petre Toba | 15 | 0.0190 |
| #2 | OG HYPE | 12 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Alfa Dami | 8 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | bottom fragger | 6 | 0.0109 |
| #5 | Denis15jr | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Denis15jr | 195 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Alfa Dami | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | DJrs | 82 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Petre Toba | 52 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Genky | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Denis15jr | +7.04 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | DJrs | +6.28 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | Petre Toba | +3.71 | 83 | 46 |
| #4 | empyyy | +3.07 | 77 | 43 |
| #5 | Alfa Dami | +0.94 | 42 | 36 |





