








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2097 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1454 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1209 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 540 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $380,976 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ɛժժą | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | ciya | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | zaaniah | 47% | 124 |
| #4 | flowerss | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | Pupuna ❤ | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ɛժժą | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | ciya | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | zaaniah | 47% | 124 |
| #4 | flowerss | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | Pupuna ❤ | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaaniah | 26 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Pupuna ❤ | 7 | 0.0187 |
| #3 | ciya | 5 | 0.0182 |
| #4 | Ɛժժą | 3 | 0.0132 |
| #5 | flowerss | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaaniah | 163 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Pupuna ❤ | 89 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ɛժժą | 21 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | ciya | 13 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | flowerss | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupuna ❤ | +4.66 | 62 | 53 |
| #2 | ciya | +2.76 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | flowerss | +2.53 | 63 | 23 |
| #4 | 𝔏𝔦𝔱𝔬 | +2.03 | 68 | 55 |
| #5 | Ɛժժą | +0.37 | 47 | 41 |





