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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,440 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3431 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6712 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 6363 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2934 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,266,128 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 654 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZEi | 55% | 87 |
| #2 | Alves | 52% | 219 |
| #3 | PeterGG | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | Dzamelia69 | 50% | 54 |
| #5 | π
π―ππΉπ°πΆ | 50% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alves | 37 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Jony | 36 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | ββ€ Zezolko15 G4skins.com | 14 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | ββ βKaloskiββ β | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | π
π―ππΉπ°πΆ | 9 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ββ βKaloskiββ β | 629 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | π
π―ππΉπ°πΆ | 509 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Sakramencki BΕysk skins.army | 333 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | ZEi | 289 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | Alves | 264 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZEi | +4.45 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | π
π―ππΉπ°πΆ | +4.00 | 37 | 65 |
| #3 | PeterGG | +2.48 | 23 | 24 |
| #4 | Alves | +1.99 | 68 | 42 |
| #5 | ShO [NooB] ******** | +0.34 | 37 | 59 |





