








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1790 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3596 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3973 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1207 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,607,558 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sakramencki Błysk skins.army | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | Grandpa Smurf | 58% | 81 |
| #3 | Alves | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | PeterGG | 56% | 68 |
| #5 | Dzamelia69 | 55% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jony | 16 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | ZGREDEKSZUKASKARPETY | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Kraux | 6 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | 𝖅𝕯𝖀𝕹𝕰𝕶 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | PeterGG | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grandpa Smurf | 257 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Dzamelia69 | 254 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | ZGREDEKSZUKASKARPETY | 232 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | 𝖅𝕯𝖀𝕹𝕰𝕶 | 181 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | ♛☠♛Kaloski♛☠♛ | 179 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖅𝕯𝖀𝕹𝕰𝕶 | +3.38 | 38 | 62 |
| #2 | Alves | +1.93 | 69 | 52 |
| #3 | PeterGG | +1.80 | 21 | 25 |
| #4 | Grandpa Smurf | +1.01 | 11 | 59 |
| #5 | ShO [NooB] ******** | +0.54 | 37 | 57 |





