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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 665 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12300 | 52% |
| Smokes | 5355 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3919 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2074 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,955,522 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7557 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reset | 75% | 77 |
| #2 | M7R | 63% | 362 |
| #3 | 🥶KHONSHU🥶 | 62% | 73 |
| #4 | Bordga | 59% | 296 |
| #5 | El Horno | 56% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reset | 75% | 77 |
| #2 | M7R | 63% | 362 |
| #3 | 🥶KHONSHU🥶 | 62% | 73 |
| #4 | Bordga | 59% | 296 |
| #5 | El Horno | 56% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bordga | 57 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | M7R | 56 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | El Horno | 15 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | 🥶KHONSHU🥶 | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Reset | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M7R | 1663 | 0.23 | 38 min |
| #2 | Bordga | 1183 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #3 | 🥶KHONSHU🥶 | 315 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | Reset | 175 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | El Horno | 110 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reset | +7.55 | 86 | 49 |
| #2 | 🥶KHONSHU🥶 | +3.36 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | K | +2.12 | 70 | 63 |
| #4 | Bordga | -0.05 | 28 | 62 |
| #5 | M7R | -0.53 | 47 | 62 |





