








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1806 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1365 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 400 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 266 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 176 matches | ||
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




323 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
24643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 102,053 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 33453 | 33% |
| Smokes | 14176 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 29534 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 24890 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,250,114 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bordga | 308 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | El Horno | 62 | 0.0148 |
| #3 | kcrystal | 41 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Cpt.Price | 34 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | peek | 27 | 0.0050 |





