








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3702 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3018 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3408 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3350 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $620,917 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ragnarök | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | L1ON | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | makrill101 | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | Zippit | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | X_user | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Zippit | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | X_user | 43% | 23 |
| #6 | DwildNcrazY [SWE] | 38% | 21 |
| #7 | >THG< ♛ ♛ Thompá ♛ ♛ | 33% | 18 |
| #8 | SvenTheSkull | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1ON | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | DwildNcrazY [SWE] | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | X_user | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DwildNcrazY [SWE] | 57 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | >THG< ♛ ♛ Thompá ♛ ♛ | 55 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Zippit | 54 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ragnarök | 47 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | L1ON | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stålpannan | +1.53 | 66 | 62 |
| #2 | Ragnarök | +0.37 | 76 | 65 |
| #3 | L1ON | +0.07 | 59 | 40 |
| #4 | makrill101 | -0.41 | 46 | 35 |
| #5 | X_user | -0.94 | 24 | 36 |





