








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 979 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 585 | 29% |
| Smokes | 222 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 857 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 358 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $588,095 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 514 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AGENTK | 7 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | 𝔻OG𝕄ANthe𝔹OSS | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | RONIN | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | L1KEWISE! | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | T1T4N | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔻OG𝕄ANthe𝔹OSS | 208 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | RONIN | 145 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | T1T4N | 62 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | PanPan!☆ | 58 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | AGENTK | 54 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | torNado- | +4.93 | 87 | 79 |
| #2 | PanPan!☆ | +3.67 | 64 | 64 |
| #3 | AGENTK | +3.54 | 74 | 60 |
| #4 | T1T4N | +3.08 | 49 | 41 |
| #5 | MilkedCoffe | +2.54 | 82 | 43 |





