








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 88 | 19% |
| Smokes | 79 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 167 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 120 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $107,452 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JokicSunshine | 66 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | DAWIDKE | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Gustavo Almodovar (chunkzizy) | 37 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | AGJ Strzelecc | 22 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pawiecio | 21 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JokicSunshine | +3.06 | 67 | 46 |
| #2 | gumbox | +3.01 | 60 | 29 |
| #3 | Gustavo Almodovar (chunkzizy) | +1.68 | 36 | 60 |
| #4 | DAWIDKE | +1.56 | 64 | 45 |
| #5 | D0m1r | -0.80 | 40 | 64 |





