








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 553 | 23% |
| Smokes | 407 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 813 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 684 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $140,723 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ogparker | 88 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | FakeSteez | 67 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Warcawk | 65 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | I Suck. | 62 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | xXWarHawkXx D14 | 56 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warcawk | +6.52 | 73 | 74 |
| #2 | I Suck. | +4.29 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | Ronnie Rodgers | +3.56 | 67 | 75 |
| #4 | xXWarHawkXx D14 | +3.23 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | Suna | +2.82 | 75 | 59 |





