








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1146 | 33% |
| Smokes | 926 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 628 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 795 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $156,492 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kehamas1n | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | シ | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | m8 | 71% | 14 |
| #4 | kiizu | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | 𝕊𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕚 | 60% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paabu 𓃰 | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | kehamas1n | 3 | 0.0259 |
| #3 | RAQ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | zroza | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paabu 𓃰 | 197 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | 𝕊𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕚 | 125 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | RAQ | 90 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | m8 | 49 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | MR.VOLKSWAGEN_1.9TDI | 25 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 黑鬼 | +3.33 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | m8 | +2.65 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | R2K21 | +1.62 | 49 | 68 |
| #4 | シ | +0.61 | 71 | 56 |
| #5 | Kichona | -0.61 | 76 | 64 |





