








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 794 | 22% |
| Smokes | 208 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 1501 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1047 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $222,714 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | SkaniLand | 60% | 106 |
| #3 | paabu 𓃰 | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | シ | 59% | 54 |
| #5 | GenZe | 59% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 𝕊𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕚 | 54% | 46 |
| #7 | R2K21 | 53% | 30 |
| #8 | RAQ | 51% | 157 |
| #9 | volk | 50% | 24 |
| #10 | KennythS ඞ | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAQ | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | SkaniLand | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | GenZe | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | シ | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | paabu 𓃰 | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAQ | 366 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | GenZe | 316 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | SkaniLand | 186 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | paabu 𓃰 | 182 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | シ | 150 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | +8.53 | 89 | 70 |
| #2 | GenZe | +3.53 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | paabu 𓃰 | +2.89 | 76 | 75 |
| #4 | R2K21 | +2.69 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | RAQ | +1.81 | 60 | 63 |





