








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4614 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4437 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3434 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3081 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $829,336 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | volk | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | R2K21 | 64% | 36 |
| #3 | m8 | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | SkaniLand | 59% | 95 |
| #5 | 黑鬼 | 58% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | zroza | 51% | 157 |
| #9 | Robert | 49% | 43 |
| #10 | | 46% | 140 |
| #11 | paabu 𓃰 | 44% | 148 |
| #12 | 𝕊𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕚 | 41% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zroza | 29 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | paabu 𓃰 | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | SkaniLand | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | GenZe | 6 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paabu 𓃰 | 667 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #2 | 𝕊𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕚 | 470 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | | 414 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | GenZe | 300 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | zroza | 199 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | +4.83 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | 76561199141632055 | +4.31 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | 黑鬼 | +4.11 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | Robert | +3.72 | 88 | 56 |
| #5 | GenZe | +2.85 | 80 | 58 |





