








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1735 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 643 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




186 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12627 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2212 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2809 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 6800 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 5019 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,898,267 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1745 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | 61% | 76 |
| #2 | Azgulekowski | 57% | 251 |
| #3 | Aaron | 57% | 157 |
| #4 | robs340 | 54% | 612 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | 61% | 76 |
| #2 | Azgulekowski | 57% | 251 |
| #3 | Aaron | 57% | 157 |
| #4 | robs340 | 54% | 612 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robs340 | 178 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Azgulekowski | 78 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | Aaron | 22 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | 19 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robs340 | 2229 | 0.18 | 53 min |
| #2 | Azgulekowski | 867 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #3 | Aaron | 226 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | 103 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azgulekowski | +3.74 | 80 | 46 |
| #2 | robs340 | +1.23 | 44 | 57 |
| #3 | Aaron | +0.67 | 52 | 51 |
| #4 | Mr.LIght | -0.26 | 48 | 30 |
| #5 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | -0.55 | 40 | 40 |





