








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1083 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Wingman | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




226 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9561 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8240 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5686 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6546 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,896,485 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5687 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azgulekowski | 55% | 480 |
| #2 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | 55% | 129 |
| #3 | Mr.LIght | 54% | 612 |
| #4 | Aaron | 53% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azgulekowski | 55% | 480 |
| #2 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | 55% | 129 |
| #3 | Mr.LIght | 54% | 612 |
| #4 | Aaron | 53% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.LIght | 127 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Azgulekowski | 106 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | 33 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | Aaron | 25 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azgulekowski | 1344 | 0.16 | 30 min |
| #2 | Aaron | 326 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | Mr.LIght | 303 | 0.02 | 8 min |
| #4 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | 175 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azgulekowski | +2.94 | 77 | 43 |
| #2 | robs340 | +1.18 | 44 | 57 |
| #3 | Aaron | +0.85 | 55 | 50 |
| #4 | Mr.LIght | -0.96 | 42 | 29 |
| #5 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | -1.03 | 40 | 44 |





