








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 149 matches | ||
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3705 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2273 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2012 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1197 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,668,376 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1788 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.LIght | 57% | 251 |
| #2 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | 56% | 95 |
| #3 | robs340 | 55% | 480 |
| #4 | Aaron | 54% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.LIght | 57% | 251 |
| #2 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | 56% | 95 |
| #3 | robs340 | 55% | 480 |
| #4 | Aaron | 54% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robs340 | 69 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Mr.LIght | 53 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | 20 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Aaron | 14 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robs340 | 1583 | 0.18 | 40 min |
| #2 | Aaron | 215 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Mr.LIght | 140 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #4 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | 116 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azgulekowski | +3.06 | 77 | 43 |
| #2 | robs340 | +1.18 | 39 | 58 |
| #3 | Aaron | +0.29 | 54 | 52 |
| #4 | Timon WIN.SKIN g4skins | -0.75 | 39 | 45 |
| #5 | Mr.LIght | -1.53 | 35 | 31 |





