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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 740 | 57% |
| Smokes | 96 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 338 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 118 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $395,893 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥☁𝑮𝚊ɞ𝑜☁♥ | 54% | 28 |
| #2 | pameca | 50% | 58 |
| #3 | a.georgiev2504 | 49% | 45 |
| #4 | Viktor Hitlerov | 48% | 56 |
| #5 | nivea | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pameca | 21 | 0.0192 |
| #2 | Viktor Hitlerov | 8 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | a.georgiev2504 | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | nivea | 5 | 0.0123 |
| #5 | ♥☁𝑮𝚊ɞ𝑜☁♥ | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pameca | 376 | 0.34 | 8 min |
| #2 | ♥☁𝑮𝚊ɞ𝑜☁♥ | 114 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | a.georgiev2504 | 110 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | nivea | 97 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | Viktor Hitlerov | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nivea | +6.84 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | ♥☁𝑮𝚊ɞ𝑜☁♥ | +4.02 | 32 | 55 |
| #3 | pameca | +2.42 | 44 | 48 |
| #4 | a.georgiev2504 | +0.95 | 20 | 37 |
| #5 | Viktor Hitlerov | -1.78 | 20 | 36 |





