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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2495 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1346 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1762 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1226 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $573,974 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4541 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pameca | 55 | 0.0180 |
| #2 | Viktor Hitlerov | 14 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | [HS Reptiles]Gushtera | 13 | 0.0350 |
| #4 | โฅโ๐ฎ๐ษ๐โโฅ | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | GUCCI GANG | 6 | 0.0231 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pameca | 809 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #2 | โฅโ๐ฎ๐ษ๐โโฅ | 142 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Viktor Hitlerov | 103 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | [HS Reptiles]Gushtera | 61 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | ๆไป็ง | 57 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nivea | +4.66 | 74 | 60 |
| #2 | โฅโ๐ฎ๐ษ๐โโฅ | -0.05 | 35 | 58 |
| #3 | pameca | -0.31 | 46 | 47 |
| #4 | [HS Reptiles]Gushtera | -1.49 | 26 | 49 |
| #5 | a.georgiev2504 | -2.23 | 18 | 28 |





