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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,056 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 378 | 36% |
| Smokes | 335 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 201 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 142 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $239,074 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a.georgiev2504 | 47% | 17 |
| #2 | Viktor Hitlerov | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | ♥☁𝑮𝚊ɞ𝑜☁♥ | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | pameca | 0% | 5 |
| #5 | 戈什科 | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a.georgiev2504 | 47% | 17 |
| #2 | Viktor Hitlerov | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | ♥☁𝑮𝚊ɞ𝑜☁♥ | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | pameca | 0% | 5 |
| #5 | 戈什科 | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viktor Hitlerov | 18 | 0.0280 |
| #2 | a.georgiev2504 | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | pameca | 1 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viktor Hitlerov | 91 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | a.georgiev2504 | 40 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | pameca | 31 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #4 | 戈什科 | 22 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | ♥☁𝑮𝚊ɞ𝑜☁♥ | 15 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥☁𝑮𝚊ɞ𝑜☁♥ | +6.96 | 43 | 66 |
| #2 | a.georgiev2504 | +4.42 | 35 | 35 |
| #3 | pameca | +2.20 | 44 | 58 |
| #4 | Viktor Hitlerov | +1.47 | 37 | 30 |
| #5 | 戈什科 | -2.13 | 4 | 39 |





