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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2064 | 37% |
| Smokes | 945 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1236 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1320 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,086 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Arribacucuru | 49% | 55 |
| #5 | Mr. Peniz | 42% | 59 |
| #6 | Mathe Lehrer | 38% | 26 |
| #7 | MK-Rex | 37% | 35 |
| #8 | Der Salmonellenrebell | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bananenbieger | +9.24 | 89 | 22 |
| #2 | ⎐⟟⎐⟒ ⍜⎍⍀ ⏃⍀⍀ | +1.24 | 29 | 37 |
| #3 | MK-Rex | +0.64 | 70 | 16 |
| #4 | Arribacucuru | +0.41 | 33 | 40 |
| #5 | Enderdragon7670 | -0.64 | 19 | 33 |





