








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 969 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 102 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3913 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4326 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3644 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4017 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,037,198 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 834 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | MAFIA KILLZ | 54% | 171 |
| #9 | DiscoDiwaneOG | 50% | 46 |
| #10 | Rัะบัืงใฎ EasySkins com | 49% | 82 |
| #11 | Thanos >> Easyskins com | 47% | 78 |
| #12 | Firefly | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAFIA KILLZ | 45 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | โน ReapeR | 21 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | โน Hawk Tua YAMAZAKI | 16 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Rัะบัืงใฎ EasySkins com | 12 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | โน _ero | 10 | 0.0034 |





