








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1960 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,821 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 726 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1338 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1709 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2048 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $481,912 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⊹ Hawk Tua YAMAZAKI | 65% | 78 |
| #2 | ⊹ ReapeR | 52% | 98 |
| #3 | ⊹ _ero | 52% | 91 |
| #4 | 𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗲𝗲 | 47% | 78 |
| #5 | Rєкєקの EasySkins com | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | MAFIA KILLZ | 42% | 77 |
| #7 | d3f4ult | 41% | 34 |
| #8 | [CHAD] PARSEC | 37% | 51 |
| #9 | DiscoDiwaneOG | 28% | 32 |
| #10 | ⊹ BADMOS 30 FPS | 15% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAFIA KILLZ | 27 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | 𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗲𝗲 | 12 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | ⊹ _ero | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | ⊹ Hawk Tua YAMAZAKI | 9 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | ⊹ ReapeR | 8 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⊹ ReapeR | 402 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | 𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗲𝗲 | 178 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | ⊹ Hawk Tua YAMAZAKI | 163 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | ⊹ _ero | 112 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | [CHAD] PARSEC | 89 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗲𝗲 | +5.26 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | ⊹ Hawk Tua YAMAZAKI | +2.26 | 71 | 41 |
| #3 | MAFIA KILLZ | +1.50 | 36 | 45 |
| #4 | ⊹ ReapeR | +1.05 | 38 | 62 |
| #5 | [CHAD] PARSEC | +0.59 | 39 | 46 |





