








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1140 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1483 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1142 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1427 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,183,043 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAFIA KILLZ | 52% | 114 |
| #2 | 𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗲𝗲 | 49% | 82 |
| #3 | ⊹ ReapeR | 47% | 129 |
| #4 | ⊹ Hawk Tua YAMAZAKI | 46% | 92 |
| #5 | ⊹ _ero | 44% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAFIA KILLZ | 43 | 0.0196 |
| #2 | ⊹ ReapeR | 22 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | ⊹ _ero | 21 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | 𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗲𝗲 | 14 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | ⊹ Hawk Tua YAMAZAKI | 12 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⊹ ReapeR | 538 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | ⊹ _ero | 327 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | ⊹ Hawk Tua YAMAZAKI | 211 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | 𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗲𝗲 | 186 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | DiscoDiwaneOG | 108 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗲𝗲 | +6.36 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | ⊹ Hawk Tua YAMAZAKI | +3.18 | 69 | 52 |
| #3 | UBLI JAVED | +3.17 | 31 | 60 |
| #4 | MAFIA KILLZ | +2.36 | 39 | 47 |
| #5 | ⊹ ReapeR | +1.98 | 44 | 69 |





