








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 868 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 579 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6211 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5780 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6391 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5610 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,594,376 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4V3N | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | IMAGINE | 53% | 156 |
| #3 | Z77☪ | 49% | 128 |
| #4 | TinyTimOG // twitch.tv/tinytimog | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4V3N | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | IMAGINE | 53% | 156 |
| #3 | Z77☪ | 49% | 128 |
| #4 | TinyTimOG // twitch.tv/tinytimog | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TinyTimOG // twitch.tv/tinytimog | 17 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | Z77☪ | 16 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | IMAGINE | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | R4V3N | 4 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IMAGINE | 631 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | Z77☪ | 241 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | TinyTimOG // twitch.tv/tinytimog | 192 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | R4V3N | 124 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IMAGINE | +1.79 | 66 | 46 |
| #2 | CoDNoobKillerx360x420 | +0.93 | 65 | 61 |
| #3 | R4V3N | -0.03 | 61 | 64 |
| #4 | TinyTimOG // twitch.tv/tinytimog | -0.15 | 57 | 60 |
| #5 | Z77☪ | -0.32 | 44 | 43 |





