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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 989 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 392 matches | ||
| Faceit | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 149 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13703 | 33% |
| Smokes | 11845 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7117 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 8740 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $984,992 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 562 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | 63% | 121 |
| #2 | Cotrix☠ | 61% | 178 |
| #3 | Luxito | 60% | 48 |
| #4 | garnarz | 57% | 163 |
| #5 | Prolle | 56% | 421 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | 63% | 121 |
| #2 | Cotrix☠ | 61% | 178 |
| #3 | Luxito | 60% | 48 |
| #4 | garnarz | 57% | 163 |
| #5 | Prolle | 56% | 421 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prolle | 33 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Cotrix☠ | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | garnarz | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Luxito | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prolle | 1503 | 0.18 | 46 min |
| #2 | Cotrix☠ | 532 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | garnarz | 174 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | 166 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Luxito | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | +2.06 | 70 | 58 |
| #2 | Cotrix☠ | +2.03 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | mk¡Q | +1.15 | 92 | 80 |
| #4 | Prolle | +1.05 | 72 | 75 |
| #5 | Luxito | +0.05 | 73 | 56 |





