








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1010 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3250 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2555 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3088 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,118,410 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | 59% | 90 |
| #2 | mk¡Q | 57% | 163 |
| #3 | Prolle | 53% | 244 |
| #4 | Jeppe Kidd0 | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | Cotrix☠ | 51% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prolle | 19 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Cotrix☠ | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | mk¡Q | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Jeppe Kidd0 | 6 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prolle | 901 | 0.19 | 28 min |
| #2 | mk¡Q | 852 | 0.26 | 25 min |
| #3 | Cotrix☠ | 562 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | 109 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | FreeZz | 63 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cotrix☠ | +2.19 | 68 | 57 |
| #2 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | +1.50 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | Prolle | +1.45 | 73 | 75 |
| #4 | mk¡Q | +0.68 | 93 | 80 |
| #5 | garnarz | -0.03 | 73 | 45 |





