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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 630 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4896 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4916 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4466 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4222 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4561 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,619,076 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 389 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smarttine | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | kimbla | 51% | 136 |
| #3 | warrot | 51% | 138 |
| #4 | Ajokoira | 50% | 147 |
| #5 | Valtzu | 49% | 332 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | kimbla | 51% | 136 |
| #3 | warrot | 51% | 138 |
| #4 | Ajokoira | 50% | 147 |
| #5 | Valtzu | 49% | 332 |
| #6 | LARGE RAT | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | warrot | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Ajokoira | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Valtzu | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | kimbla | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | LARGE RAT | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valtzu | 829 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | Ajokoira | 519 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | warrot | 377 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | kimbla | 266 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | LARGE RAT | 102 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ajokoira | +0.66 | 61 | 55 |
| #2 | LARGE RAT | +0.51 | 54 | 70 |
| #3 | Smarttine | +0.08 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | Kone | -0.07 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | Valtzu | -0.30 | 64 | 65 |





