








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 400 matches | ||
| Wingman | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6475 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4771 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6181 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3710 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,722,488 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lost_Kidney | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | Bruce Silvio | 53% | 64 |
| #3 | Jsnap | 50% | 243 |
| #4 | Sakeuzz | 48% | 65 |
| #5 | Ato | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lost_Kidney | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | Bruce Silvio | 53% | 64 |
| #3 | Jsnap | 50% | 243 |
| #4 | Sakeuzz | 48% | 65 |
| #5 | Ato | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jsnap | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Sakeuzz | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Bruce Silvio | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Lost_Kidney | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Ato | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jsnap | 336 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | Sakeuzz | 239 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Lost_Kidney | 170 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | Bruce Silvio | 126 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ato | 124 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lost_Kidney | +1.70 | 76 | 80 |
| #2 | Sakeuzz | +1.37 | 54 | 64 |
| #3 | Bruce Silvio | +1.18 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | jyrkitor | +0.79 | 61 | 64 |
| #5 | Jsnap | -1.30 | 55 | 72 |





