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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,136 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1469 | 29% |
| Smokes | 549 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1756 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1362 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $779,546 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RichiReborn | 44% | 263 |
| #4 | ☣ | 44% | 41 |
| #5 | TAIKINAVERUKE | 42% | 99 |
| #6 | BOAR | 38% | 68 |
| #7 | AnssiReborn | 36% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RichiReborn | 33 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | AnssiReborn | 24 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | TAIKINAVERUKE | 23 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | johnmärkä | 16 | 0.0177 |
| #5 | BOAR | 7 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RichiReborn | 426 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | AnssiReborn | 216 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | TAIKINAVERUKE | 210 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | ☣ | 109 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | BOAR | 100 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAIKINAVERUKE | +6.01 | 78 | 55 |
| #2 | ☣ | +4.04 | 61 | 54 |
| #3 | RichiReborn | +3.82 | 61 | 45 |
| #4 | BOAR | +1.45 | 54 | 41 |
| #5 | johnmärkä | +1.07 | 73 | 45 |





