








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 588 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1084 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1283 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 837 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,263 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manne | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | ☣ | 53% | 47 |
| #3 | RichiReborn | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | Mikko "PakkoPano" Tujula | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | AnssiReborn | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAIKINAVERUKE | 19 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | johnmärkä | 15 | 0.0176 |
| #3 | ヴィットゥ | 13 | 0.0531 |
| #4 | ☣ | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Mikko "PakkoPano" Tujula | 4 | 0.0128 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAIKINAVERUKE | 186 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | ☣ | 127 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | timo juusto | 108 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | RichiReborn | 66 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | AnssiReborn | 46 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAIKINAVERUKE | +4.20 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | Manne | +3.39 | 72 | 58 |
| #3 | RichiReborn | +3.07 | 56 | 42 |
| #4 | ☣ | +2.56 | 61 | 54 |
| #5 | Mikko "PakkoPano" Tujula | +0.24 | 71 | 41 |





